I AM OLD!

Today is the day when I was put on this Earth. This youtube clip let me know just how old I am.
Furthermore, if I did this interview I would have treated Sherman Helmsley and Marla Gibbs like the Gods they are and not like people that were irrelevant. This interview is a travesty. Please someone find me the clip of roseanne and dan connor at a radio station being ushered out after conducting a shit interview for a charity that sounds crazy while they are standing up?. Damn I AM OLD!