Black Monday!

What in THEE HELL Happened To Alexander O'Neal?!

I'm lost, speechless, embarrassed, amused and confused:



The fuck happened to your leg bruh?

I heard he's huge in the UK now. Looking at this video makes me question the UK's standards in music and celebrity (they are suspect anyway for that Susan Boyle shit). I love you Alexander, but you look like Larry Holmes ("flabby and sick"- Tupac, Blasphemy) fighting AT 52. Cocaine has thoroughly put it's foot in your ass-



If not for the countless R&B hits (If You Were Here Tonight, Criticize, Fake, Sunshine, All True Man, Saturday Love, Innocent), I would have hit yo ass with an Ejection

But don't push it.

He's Commiiiiiiiiiing!

Wack rappers be afraid... be VERY afraid.

Black Monday! On Tuesday!

Time Warner was screwing up my cable. So Mighty O I am sorry but here comes Black Monday and my homegirl Sister Souljah. I swear I would think twice about boning any chick that talks like her. After sex who wants to hear a dissertation on Black America after you finished getting your nut off? But if you have a class full of Black children or Brown children she is still the best person to get to give a lecture. Enjoy:

MLK Day

Not much can be said about this man that hasn't already been said. So, I'll keep this short and sweet.

It really wasn't until this year that I seriously gained an appreciation for Dr. King and all that he did. Before now, in my mind, his legacy had become so Santa Claus-ified that I saw MLK as nothing more than another symbol of capitalism disguised as a holiday. Even beyond that, often times in the Black community, peers and mentors alike had a tendency to pressure you into choosing sides when it came to Martin and Malcolm and who you took as your own personal civil rights hero. We all know there can only be one #1 right (Wrong!)? Growing up in a Muslim household, that decision was made for me early on- since Malcolm was Muslim and "less of an Uncle Tom", we rode for El-Hajj Malik.

But, as an adult, I know realize how foolish and narrow-minded that was. MLK bust his guns by way of the pen, just as much as Malcolm did by holding that AK in the window. Can't front on that. So, MLK, this one's for you brother- for your kids who aint get to grow up with their pops- for Coretta who probably cried every night because no other man could fill your shoes- on behalf of a nation of people who can blog about stupid shit all day because of the sacrifices you made. Salutations, peace, and blessings.

Damn Shaq!

I guess Gilbert Arenas aint the only one gunnin' for you bruh:

Blacking Up: Hip-Hop's Remix of Race and Identity (Trailer)

Interesting:

Oh Really Rod Blagojevich?!

In the latest Racism 2.0 news, Rod 'More-hair-than-frontal-lobe' Blagojevich, who was impeached and removed from office last year, said this in his Esquire interview about President Obama:

"... This guy, he was catapulted in on hope and change, what we hope the guy is. ... Everything he's saying's on the teleprompter. I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little Laundromat in a black community not far from where he lived. I saw it all growing up."

Let me get this straight: shining shoes is a Blackness thing? Sub-standard living conditions is a Blackness thing? Or is Roddie B. comparing himself to Lionel from The Jeffersons by saying that his pops owned a laundromat?

I guess his unethical handling of Obama's vacant Senate seat also qualifies him to be Blacker than President Obama as well huh? 'Cause you know how us black folk like sellin' stuff that don't belong to us and then lyin' about it once we get caught red-handed (like crack- that's all yours Uncle Sam).

Chaka Zulu training Zulus - What's Blacker than this?

Roscoe Lee Browne Award: Judge Greg Mathis

How does your hairline disappear on the sides, but not in the front? From this:



To this:



It's called a beijing (fellas ask ya girl about it). Judge, you might be foolin' the single bruh's, but you aint foolin' me. Roscoe Lee Browne would be appalled at how you've turned your back on the Brotherhood of the Traveling Hairlines. You can run, but you can't hide. In a few years, those sides will be as naked as Madonna and Big Daddy Kane in Truth or Dare (the first Kanye/Lady GaGa jungle fever moment). Then what will you do- pull a Jermaine Jackson? Speaking of...

When Big Joe Speaks, We Listen

Hubris- we need that interview ASAP!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILBERT!

Dont blow them candles out just yet though my nigga...

Gilbert Arenas indefinitely suspended by NBA

NEW YORK (AP)—Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas was suspended without pay by NBA commissioner David Stern on Wednesday for behavior that made him “not currently fit to take the court.”

A day after Arenas was photographed before a game in Philadelphia pointing his index fingers, as if they were guns, at his teammates, Stern warned the former All-Star that his conduct will “ultimately result in a substantial suspension, and perhaps worse.”

Arenas is under investigation by federal and local authorities after admitting to bringing guns to the locker room. Stern originally planned to wait to take action, but he tired of Arenas’ behavior.

With each game he misses, Arenas will lose about $147,200 of the $16.2 million he will earn this season in the second of a six-year, $111 million contract. The punishment came on his 28th birthday.

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Seeing that per-game money makes me look at my pay stub and wanna kill Sam.

On another note, is this all a hoax to keep him and Shaq away from each other???? They play the Cavs tonight, and y'all know ol' Long Dong O'Neal been takin' down Gil's fiancee for a while now. I was lookin' forward to seeing Gil bust his guns while Shaq poplocked to dodge the bullets. Thanks Commissioner Stern- ruined my night!

One of the Best EVER!

Nice interview with one of the best to do EVER pick up a mic:



Top 7 MC of ALL TIME- yeah i said it. Don't agree? Listen to this album:


IF you still don't agree after listening to one of the greatest COMPLETE hip hop albums EVER made, go shoot yourself in the face you Wacka Flocka Flames fan.

Be on the lookout for a spotlight on Cube, coming soon on Aarenas' Revenge. Bow Down!

You Will Laugh Out Loud!

More Malcolm!

Black Monday!

Check out the dude Malcolm X on a Canadian Game/talk show similar to "What's My Secret?" It's weird to watch these Canadian men and women try to figure out who he was is kind of crazy. Enjoy:

I know it's hack but: Me So Horny!

Check out this clip from this girl that I have just discovered on Yotube! She combines two of my alter - ego's favorite things: Sexual innuendo and Bubble wrap! Wow, I would love to see her in some bubble wrap reciting the hooker's lines in Full Metal Jacket! Enjoy:

Computer Crack!

The geeks at Apple are at it again. Rumors are abound that Steve Jobs and his crew of tech mafioso are developing or have already developed a new computer tablet that may also be a touchscreen. What? Wow! Just when you think that the IPOD touch and the Iphone are the be all end all these eggheads somehow find a way to make us more addicted to the new 21st century television: The Home computer. The only thing is they need to find a way for me to be able to get the smudge marks off the screen because after I watch Pinky... Forgetaboutit!