Tuesday, January 19, 2010

What in THEE HELL Happened To Alexander O'Neal?!

I'm lost, speechless, embarrassed, amused and confused:

The fuck happened to your leg bruh?

I heard he's huge in the UK now. Looking at this video makes me question the UK's standards in music and celebrity (they are suspect anyway for that Susan Boyle shit). I love you Alexander, but you look like Larry Holmes ("flabby and sick"- Tupac, Blasphemy) fighting AT 52. Cocaine has thoroughly put it's foot in your ass-

If not for the countless R&B hits (If You Were Here Tonight, Criticize, Fake, Sunshine, All True Man, Saturday Love, Innocent), I would have hit yo ass with an Ejection

But don't push it.

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