Monday, January 11, 2010

Roscoe Lee Browne Award: Judge Greg Mathis


How does your hairline disappear on the sides, but not in the front? From this:



To this:



It's called a beijing (fellas ask ya girl about it). Judge, you might be foolin' the single bruh's, but you aint foolin' me. Roscoe Lee Browne would be appalled at how you've turned your back on the Brotherhood of the Traveling Hairlines. You can run, but you can't hide. In a few years, those sides will be as naked as Madonna and Big Daddy Kane in Truth or Dare (the first Kanye/Lady GaGa jungle fever moment). Then what will you do- pull a Jermaine Jackson? Speaking of...

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