APRIL 29th BROUGHT POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Rodney King... Latasha Harlins.. Reginald Denny... Damian "Football" Williams... Darryl Gates... Willie Williams... Stacey Koon... Laurence Powell... Timothy Wind... Theodore Briseno... Rolando Solano. If these names don't mean anything to you, you were probably born after 1994. Here's a couple of videos to commemorate one of the most influential moments in modern Black American history. I should have taken off work today for Rodney and Latasha!

Little Louis Bullock is NOT Impressed By Your Oscar

Sandra Bullock recently "adopted" this little fella- probably from the same Little Black Baby Emporium that all the other celebs use. Little Louis is apparently from New Orleans and from the looks of the ice-cold side-eye / UNF (Universal Nigga-please Face), is most definitely Bout it Bout it.Since Little Louis can only speak through his eyes, I'm gonna take a stab at reading his disgruntled little mind:

"this bitch... white lady, if you don't take this fuckin' necklace off me... and what a duurty gotta do to get some Gerber's Gumbo out chea?"

New Artist Spotlight- CeddyBu the Rap Sumo

You might remember this masterpiece of caloric intake from a previous post back in February( http://aarenasrevenge.blogspot.com/2010/02/this-is-never-acceptable.html> ) on Revenge. Well, he's back with his stacks (of tiddy meat) on deck, ready to be "wiped down". Now usually I would start clownin' somebody like CeddyBu and keep my foot on the gas until they were completely trashed. But, in this case, I must admit- ol' CeddyBu got some talent- and dare I say- some pretty good messages sprinkled in his music (once you get over the typical fake thug shit). Check out his MySpace ( http://www.myspace.com/ceddybu18 ) and feast your ears on the Thriller-like compilation of music that is posted. Never before have 9 songs about fat phone sex, shakin' tiddy-meat in the club, and doin' dumb shit in Plaquemine, LA fit so seamlessly together. Quincy Jones, eat your heart out.

I guess I should feel bad about gettin' on CeddyBu about his weight. But ,anybody who does a show at the local White Castle ( http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=190642121&albumId=1484489> )deserves some tough love. CeddyBu, handcuff yo ass to a treadmill soon, or the world will never know your greatness!

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE HIM!

Damn Chris Rock

Someone please show me how to make this into a ringtone!

A Roscoe Lee Browne Moment in Time

For no special reason- just saw this episode recently and thought it was classic. One of my favorite all-time shows, with a guest appearance from an AAR icon.

Racism Confirmation #1: White People Say The Darndest Things!

Ok, so I'm sitting at work bullshitting, wishing I was at home writing, when all of a sudden the following dialogue takes place between two of my white female colleagues.

Vapid Pinktoe #1: "Oh wow, Lil Wayne sentenced to 1 year in prison! OMG!". (Obviously referring to the rapper's recent legal troubles. My initial thought was "Bitch, you just NOW finding out about this?". But then I remembered that white people don't really check for "Black" news until it's on the front page of msn.com or People magazine. So, in my head, i let it slide.)

Vapid Pinktoe #2: "Did you hear what happened to D'Angelo?".

Vapid Pinktoe #1: "No, but i used to love that CD, Brown Sugar!"

Vapid Pinktoe #2: "Google 'D'Angelo Arrested' and you'll find out"

Vapid Pinktoe #1: "OMG- did he do an R. Kelly?"

Vapid Pinktoe #2: "More like a Tiger Woods!"

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WTF!!!!!! Is that whats hot now? White people identifying crimes by black men's names?!!!!

You know I couldn't let that shit slide...

Me: "Nahh, it was more of a Hugh Grant kinda thing".

To which Vapid Pinktoe #2 responded: (evil look) "No, that's not the same".

I honestly don't even think they're aware of their racism. That's how bad its gotten.

Malcolm speaks

Gorrilaz- Plastic Beach Trailer

Whatever this turns out to be, it's gonna be dope

This Is NEVER Acceptable

I don't even know where to begin. When he went to reach in his pocket, I thought he was having a stroke or, at best, was out of breath. But, he's confident, if bloated and ignorant.

Beyonce on 60 Minutes

Someone in her camp should have advised Beyonce NOT to do this interview. Typically, the 60 Minutes personalities ask intelligent questions which, in turn, require intelligent answers. We all know Beyonce is a MUCH better singer than a thinker, as evidenced by her response to Steve Kroft's simple question about Beyonce "talking shop" with her husband, Jay Z(at the 10 minute mark):



B- word of advice: Don't talk. Just continue singing and teaching the nation's little black girls how to drop it low and pussy pop for cash. Such a role model.

IM BEAMIN!

Been gone a minute, but we're right back. New Lupe describes Mighty O's mood these days! Hubris, I know you aint a big Lupe fan, but feel this bro. Second verse- classic.

Black Monday!

What in THEE HELL Happened To Alexander O'Neal?!

I'm lost, speechless, embarrassed, amused and confused:



The fuck happened to your leg bruh?

I heard he's huge in the UK now. Looking at this video makes me question the UK's standards in music and celebrity (they are suspect anyway for that Susan Boyle shit). I love you Alexander, but you look like Larry Holmes ("flabby and sick"- Tupac, Blasphemy) fighting AT 52. Cocaine has thoroughly put it's foot in your ass-



If not for the countless R&B hits (If You Were Here Tonight, Criticize, Fake, Sunshine, All True Man, Saturday Love, Innocent), I would have hit yo ass with an Ejection

But don't push it.

He's Commiiiiiiiiiing!

Wack rappers be afraid... be VERY afraid.

Black Monday! On Tuesday!

Time Warner was screwing up my cable. So Mighty O I am sorry but here comes Black Monday and my homegirl Sister Souljah. I swear I would think twice about boning any chick that talks like her. After sex who wants to hear a dissertation on Black America after you finished getting your nut off? But if you have a class full of Black children or Brown children she is still the best person to get to give a lecture. Enjoy:

MLK Day

Not much can be said about this man that hasn't already been said. So, I'll keep this short and sweet.

It really wasn't until this year that I seriously gained an appreciation for Dr. King and all that he did. Before now, in my mind, his legacy had become so Santa Claus-ified that I saw MLK as nothing more than another symbol of capitalism disguised as a holiday. Even beyond that, often times in the Black community, peers and mentors alike had a tendency to pressure you into choosing sides when it came to Martin and Malcolm and who you took as your own personal civil rights hero. We all know there can only be one #1 right (Wrong!)? Growing up in a Muslim household, that decision was made for me early on- since Malcolm was Muslim and "less of an Uncle Tom", we rode for El-Hajj Malik.

But, as an adult, I know realize how foolish and narrow-minded that was. MLK bust his guns by way of the pen, just as much as Malcolm did by holding that AK in the window. Can't front on that. So, MLK, this one's for you brother- for your kids who aint get to grow up with their pops- for Coretta who probably cried every night because no other man could fill your shoes- on behalf of a nation of people who can blog about stupid shit all day because of the sacrifices you made. Salutations, peace, and blessings.

Damn Shaq!

I guess Gilbert Arenas aint the only one gunnin' for you bruh:

Blacking Up: Hip-Hop's Remix of Race and Identity (Trailer)

Interesting:

Oh Really Rod Blagojevich?!

In the latest Racism 2.0 news, Rod 'More-hair-than-frontal-lobe' Blagojevich, who was impeached and removed from office last year, said this in his Esquire interview about President Obama:

"... This guy, he was catapulted in on hope and change, what we hope the guy is. ... Everything he's saying's on the teleprompter. I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little Laundromat in a black community not far from where he lived. I saw it all growing up."

Let me get this straight: shining shoes is a Blackness thing? Sub-standard living conditions is a Blackness thing? Or is Roddie B. comparing himself to Lionel from The Jeffersons by saying that his pops owned a laundromat?

I guess his unethical handling of Obama's vacant Senate seat also qualifies him to be Blacker than President Obama as well huh? 'Cause you know how us black folk like sellin' stuff that don't belong to us and then lyin' about it once we get caught red-handed (like crack- that's all yours Uncle Sam).

Chaka Zulu training Zulus - What's Blacker than this?

Roscoe Lee Browne Award: Judge Greg Mathis

How does your hairline disappear on the sides, but not in the front? From this:



To this:



It's called a beijing (fellas ask ya girl about it). Judge, you might be foolin' the single bruh's, but you aint foolin' me. Roscoe Lee Browne would be appalled at how you've turned your back on the Brotherhood of the Traveling Hairlines. You can run, but you can't hide. In a few years, those sides will be as naked as Madonna and Big Daddy Kane in Truth or Dare (the first Kanye/Lady GaGa jungle fever moment). Then what will you do- pull a Jermaine Jackson? Speaking of...

When Big Joe Speaks, We Listen

Hubris- we need that interview ASAP!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILBERT!

Dont blow them candles out just yet though my nigga...

Gilbert Arenas indefinitely suspended by NBA

NEW YORK (AP)—Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas was suspended without pay by NBA commissioner David Stern on Wednesday for behavior that made him “not currently fit to take the court.”

A day after Arenas was photographed before a game in Philadelphia pointing his index fingers, as if they were guns, at his teammates, Stern warned the former All-Star that his conduct will “ultimately result in a substantial suspension, and perhaps worse.”

Arenas is under investigation by federal and local authorities after admitting to bringing guns to the locker room. Stern originally planned to wait to take action, but he tired of Arenas’ behavior.

With each game he misses, Arenas will lose about $147,200 of the $16.2 million he will earn this season in the second of a six-year, $111 million contract. The punishment came on his 28th birthday.

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Seeing that per-game money makes me look at my pay stub and wanna kill Sam.

On another note, is this all a hoax to keep him and Shaq away from each other???? They play the Cavs tonight, and y'all know ol' Long Dong O'Neal been takin' down Gil's fiancee for a while now. I was lookin' forward to seeing Gil bust his guns while Shaq poplocked to dodge the bullets. Thanks Commissioner Stern- ruined my night!

One of the Best EVER!

Nice interview with one of the best to do EVER pick up a mic:



Top 7 MC of ALL TIME- yeah i said it. Don't agree? Listen to this album:


IF you still don't agree after listening to one of the greatest COMPLETE hip hop albums EVER made, go shoot yourself in the face you Wacka Flocka Flames fan.

Be on the lookout for a spotlight on Cube, coming soon on Aarenas' Revenge. Bow Down!

You Will Laugh Out Loud!

More Malcolm!

Black Monday!

Check out the dude Malcolm X on a Canadian Game/talk show similar to "What's My Secret?" It's weird to watch these Canadian men and women try to figure out who he was is kind of crazy. Enjoy:

I know it's hack but: Me So Horny!

Check out this clip from this girl that I have just discovered on Yotube! She combines two of my alter - ego's favorite things: Sexual innuendo and Bubble wrap! Wow, I would love to see her in some bubble wrap reciting the hooker's lines in Full Metal Jacket! Enjoy:

Computer Crack!

The geeks at Apple are at it again. Rumors are abound that Steve Jobs and his crew of tech mafioso are developing or have already developed a new computer tablet that may also be a touchscreen. What? Wow! Just when you think that the IPOD touch and the Iphone are the be all end all these eggheads somehow find a way to make us more addicted to the new 21st century television: The Home computer. The only thing is they need to find a way for me to be able to get the smudge marks off the screen because after I watch Pinky... Forgetaboutit!