Flagrant Foul: Flavor Flav- I'll Never Let You Go

Flav, you get a permanent pass because of Fear of a Black Planet and It Takes a Nation... but this shit right here, i cannot condone:



Is the title of this song a promise, or a threat? Peep Flav holding the Ipod docking station at random moments throughout the video. And when he's sitting on the bench dressed in purple, WHY is his face Jermaine Jackson greasy? Flav, the whistle has been blown. One more Flagrant Foul and yo ass is ejected. Two shots and the ball out.

Ejection: The Sanctified Slide

It's hard enough not laughing at Christians for believing Jesus was/is:

White
Born in December
God, God's Son, and a Ghost all at the same time

How you gon' mix church with the Electric Slide? This Geoffrey-from-Fresh-Prince lookin' "pastor" has crossed the line. Leave the game NOW- we'll discuss your fine later.

Technical Foul: Birdman

One more fool ass tattoo like this and yo' ass is ejected. Apparently niggas don't have a taste for history. If Birdman would simply google "Lloyd Banks- Rotten Apple" and click images:



... he'd see that getting a coke-influenced tattoo is a disastrous way to promote your shit-ass album. A permanent reminder that you caught a brick. Maybe he should have invested that tattoo money in some ghostwriting from Drake. His "son" does it all the time.

**Bonus Points**- that Lloyd Banks tattoo is SO bruno. A fist holding money on your lower back?! I need to do some push-ups RIGHT now.

Personal Foul: James Brown (Fox Sports)

What's wrong with this picture?



Who does JB think he's fooling with that Steve Harvey Special?? Speaking as a hairline-challenged black man myself, I can speak with empathy to JB when i say "LET IT GO!". Take note from Steve Harvey, who recently waved the white flag and went with the chemo look. JB, the whistle has been blown!

Under Review/Investigation: Avery Johnson



Yo shit was NOT that flawless when you were annoying The Admiral with that accent. I'm watchin' you bruh.